Another husband and wife joke?

Posted by admin on January 4th, 2012

A married man had only one complaint: his wife was
always nursing sick birds. One February evening, he
came home to find a raven with a splint on its wing
sitting in his favorite chair. on the dining room
table, instead of dinner, there was a feverish eagle
pecking at an aspirin. in the kitchen, his wife was
comforting a shivering little wren she found out in
the snow.

The furious husband strode over to where his wife
was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take
it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these !@#$ing
birds!"

The wife held up her hand and cut him off in mid-
sentence. "please, dear, no cuss words in front of the
chilled wren."

not funny...here's one funny one for a change

Good: your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: and your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: by your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: you go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.